Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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