- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

whats up and also down? your mum

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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