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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Justin beiber's penis

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Connor is homo

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.