- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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