- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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