Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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