- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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