- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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