- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

My Butthole.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Dwight Howard

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Guess what? Bananas

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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