What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Justin

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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I agree

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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