- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call a black man? A person

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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