Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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