A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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