A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why do mexicans get made fun of

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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