Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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