Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Albino African Americans

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A dog was barking at a tree

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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