What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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