- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickles are powerful

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Your mom went to college

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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