- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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