- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Equal rights!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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