- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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