- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Gretta has five legs? -no

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

President Donald Trump

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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