- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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