Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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