A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Black People

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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shut up kobe!

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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