matt is fat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Happy Monday!

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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