BOTTOM!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The NBA and womens sports

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops