Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Maths.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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