- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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