Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Guess what? Bananas

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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