- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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