- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

it's funny because it's funny

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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