- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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