- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How would you rule?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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