- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

can you pass the soap?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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