- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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