- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Black People

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Neither have I

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

SUCK MY NUTS

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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