- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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