Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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