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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

class is canceled. My professor died.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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