- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

what's up? my penis.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

If youre African, why are you white?

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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