- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

The WNBA.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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