Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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alert('The Game')

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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