Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why? Because.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

PENIS that is all

Bitch

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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