A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Weed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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