If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Waseem is a hard worker.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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