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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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