- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Dumbledore dies.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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