people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Ian's mind Elevator music

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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