- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why can't jokes spit?

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Women

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

The WNBA.

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