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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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