A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Death by kayak

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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