Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Poop

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Irish sobriety

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Terry has ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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