- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

ecks! why zee?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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