- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

White NBA players.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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