Roses are red. Violets are purple

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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