- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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