- Anti Joke

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.