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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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