- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

whats black and strange a paki

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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