Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Kys

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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