your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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