A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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woman's rights

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Women's rights

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What do I hate? people

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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