Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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woman's rights

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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