- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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