Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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My Butthole.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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