- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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