- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

An Italian leaves the mofia

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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