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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

silver bullet?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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