I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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