Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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