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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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