- Anti Joke

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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