why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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