April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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