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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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