- Anti Joke

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

You having friends.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.