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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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