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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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