- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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