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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What's white and black? Color blind.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Your mom

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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