There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Bob Saget

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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im gay

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A black man comes home from work.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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