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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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