- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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