- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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