why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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