- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Women's Rights..

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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