- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Women's Rights

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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