- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Wait! hundred billions!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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