- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

go F*** yourself

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I went to work today....

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

your face

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Justin Bieber.

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