- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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