- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

the power to turn magnetism into light

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

silver bullet?

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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