Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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