- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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