This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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