Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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