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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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it's funny because it's funny

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Ehh

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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