- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What is the difference?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Women's rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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