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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

i had sex.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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