what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A storm be brewin!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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the midget went to the midget store

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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