- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Ian's mind Elevator music

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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