Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why didn't he finish his

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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