why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Llamaworm

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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