What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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